I want to have a screaming orgasm. I want to have and asthma attack during sex. I want to bang against the walls and scream while I am having sex. Fuck dammit; I just want to have sex already! God, do me already. The hardest part, I find, is getting a man who will do you, because, I mean, it is not like as a woman you can go down to the shadiest part of town and pick up a male prostitute. Many times, there are not male prostitutes available, so you have to settle for a sleazy Arab guy, if you can find one. Men are hard to come by.
Smoking marijuana is quite possibly the greatest think ever. You can also bake it into brownies, even though I have never tried it before. Getting high is better than having sex. Well, to be honest, I have gotten high a lot more than I have had sex. Sex is a different type of high. The extra good kind that makes you feel extremely guilty for sleeping with people you barely know, but getting high with people you barely know is a completely different story.
Drinking, the best and most socially acceptable activity of them all. Drink, Drink, Drink! All I really want out of life is to get fucked, get high, and get drunk. I don’t want to get pregnant; I don’t want to have a family. I just want to have a good time all the time. Fuck me harder dammit.
Sometimes, when I am really horny and desperate, I think about calling up old boyfriends and seeing if they would fuck me. Afterwards, I would totally hate myself for fucking these old losers, but, it is a moment of weakness that has to pass. I just use my vibrator and get over it. I like to think about all the kinky things I want to try out. Like being tied to the bed and fucked in the ass, and hot candle wax dripping all over sensitive parts. Yes!
There are times that I feel like I have no interest in sex at all, and then there are moments like this, when all I want is someone to pin me down on the kitchen table and fuck me good and long.
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