Growing a "Beard"

My brother, when was in his mid twenties, decided to grow a fully beard. I, however, being a woman, cannot grow facial hair. However, I do not want to miss out on growing out some sort of hair, so rather than try to unsuccessfully grow facial hair; I decided to grow out my pubic hair. Ever since I hit puberty, and noticed that I had hair in my pubic area, I have shaved it. Over the years I have tried several different trim patterns, but not until I was 24 did I ever try to grow it out as long as it could go.
I did not shave for a month. I would admire my pubic hair. It had grown in quite full, just like a beard. A magnificent patch of blonde pubic hair that would make the dirtiest, unshaven hippy spit in jealous anger. I could comb into different styles, however, it was still not quite long enough to braid it and tie ribbons in it. Anyways, after a couple of weeks of a full pubic area of hair, I couldn’t take it any more, and I shaved it all off. It was fascinating to watch as I shaved the hair away, how it thinned out and eventually washed down the drain of the shower.