Jesus does not go in the dishwasher

I have this mug that used to have an image of Jesus, Our Lord and Savior, clipping coupons, with the saying, "Jesus Saves." When you put a hot liquid in it, the image of Jesus would become clean-shaven and the saying changed to, "Jesus Shaves." One day, my roommate, Sara, accidentally put Jesus in the dishwasher. As I was unloading the dishwasher, I noticed that Jesus had been disfigured. "Dammit Sara! You crucified Jesus!"