Break up Notice

Look, this clearly isn’t going any where. The only thing that is keep whatever you would call what we have going is the fact that you are the first person to get me off and that’s about it. Yeah, you’re fucking amazing in bed, but that doesn’t mean that this is any sort of healthy relationship or that it even qualifies as a relationship. It feels like I have been putting in a lot more effort into whatever we have and I just feel like you are leading me on. We are never going to be able to have a sustainable relationship as long as we both happen to be career oriented. You clearly are not ready to be emotionally available for me, so I don’t feel like crying over you any more. Seriously, I’m sick of this shit. This, never responding to my texts. This, not talking to me, is bullshit. When I was working 18 hours a day on a film, I still managed to have cyber sex with you. It seems really lame to me that you can’t do the same. Well, maybe you’re not emotionally ready, or maybe you can’t juggle a career and sex. Or maybe you are really horrible at you job. I don’t know. All I have to say is, I don’t want to waste my time any more. Seriously, I’m sick of this shit. I have deleted you out of my phone and blocked you on Facebook and Gmail. Have a nice life, you.